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munnster: tonybearuk: superbears: I’LL GIVE YOU M Y BONER TO...

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 00:02:02 -0400

tonybearuk:

superbears:

I’LL GIVE YOU M Y BONER TO YOUR PLUMP ASS

Hotness

More please.

Holy crap as soon as i saw the tattoo on his arm i said “THAT’S MY EX WTF!?” He soooo didn’t look this good when we were together lol

If you are a Doctor Who fan, just reblog. It will make sense later.

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 21:15:58 -0400

Not to damn business

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 12:03:08 -0400

Ok so I’m sitting in this damn boof reading my kindle and a customer walks up to me and says
“What are you reading?”
I said
” I’m reading a book that is using the 7 lantern corps of the DC Comics universe as an allegory to Aristotle’s writings on morality to refute the teachings of John Stuart Mill on Utilitarianism.”
He responded
“Oh… ”
Ok I was really reading a cookbook b/c im hungry, but
I don’t think he’ll ask anyone what they’re reading again

I am an adult and way to excited

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 14:08:50 -0500

WOO HOO!! I can now change the voice on my garmin gps to cookie monster . I’m way too excited about this!!

DAMN!

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 08:56:42 -0500

sometimes you just got to slap the bitch

Is it odd that I'm nicer to people with cute butts ?

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 16:11:37 -0500

Hmm

OMG

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 09:29:23 -0400

When did my life turn into an episode of Gilmore Girls ?

Just because its logical , doesn’t mean that it should make sense

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 08:18:51 -0400

Just because its logical , doesn’t mean that it should make sense

Why do I have dumb friends

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 06:44:22 -0400

So I was discussing the show prison. Break with a friend and I say the actor from the show is part black, and the fool turnaround to me and days, ” oh shit man you mean he’s an Obama ? “

The grass ain't always greener one the other side

Thu, 13 Oct 2011 12:17:37 -0400

That’s just astro-turf

Damn I’m hungry

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 09:53:34 -0400

Damn I’m hungry

Desperately need sleep

Fri, 07 Oct 2011 06:51:44 -0400

Ya know, I hare getting up this damn early, can I stab someone for making me work at 5am ?

Holy butt crack Batman

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 11:56:06 -0400

Please lady, pull your pants up , being 400lbs is a lot to be forced to look at … Fat bitch

Wow so that’s what its called , I always thought it was...

Tue, 27 Sep 2011 10:32:06 -0400

Wow so that’s what its called , I always thought it was jungle fever

File this under stuff I see at the airport

Tue, 27 Sep 2011 10:29:48 -0400

I just watched a man get out of a car with luggage and kiss the lady driving, I assumed it was his wife. He said ” I’ll see you next week ” then she drove off and he started to walk towards the door, just then another car pulled up and he jumped in the front seat with different lady behind the wheel and kissed her too and drove off ….SMH !!

Ok why are there earthquakes in virginia

Tue, 23 Aug 2011 17:20:56 -0400

That’s not fun sitting in my office as it shakes like jello

Do I look like I work for tech support

Fri, 12 Aug 2011 15:23:00 -0400

Why the hell does everyone ask me their tech questions, I don’t care about your busted MAC

Damn I’m only 30 and I look old as shit

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 23:45:56 -0400

Damn I’m only 30 and I look old as shit

NEW TO THIS!!

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 23:19:47 -0400

Ok, I’m not good at talking about myself, but i’m gonna give it a try. Well today was an alright day. I didn’t get the urge to bitch slap my boss so all is well in the world i guess