I’LL GIVE YOU M Y BONER TO YOUR PLUMP ASS
Hotness
More please.
Holy crap as soon as i saw the tattoo on his arm i said “THAT’S MY EX WTF!?” He soooo didn’t look this good when we were together lol
(via spartacubs)
If you are a Doctor Who fan, just reblog. It will make sense later.
(via hadrianx)
Not to damn business
Ok so I’m sitting in this damn boof reading my kindle and a customer walks up to me and says
“What are you reading?”
I said
” I’m reading a book that is using the 7 lantern corps of the DC Comics universe as an allegory to Aristotle’s writings on morality to refute the teachings of John Stuart Mill on Utilitarianism.”
He responded
“Oh… ”
Ok I was really reading a cookbook b/c im hungry, but
I don’t think he’ll ask anyone what they’re reading again
I am an adult and way to excited
WOO HOO!! I can now change the voice on my garmin gps to cookie monster . I’m way too excited about this!!
Why do I have dumb friends
So I was discussing the show prison. Break with a friend and I say the actor from the show is part black, and the fool turnaround to me and days, ” oh shit man you mean he’s an Obama ? “
The grass ain’t always greener one the other side
That’s just astro-turf
